Friend #1:
Hey, remember that time I ran bare-assed
across that football pitch?
Friend #2:
Do I? I was in the goddam pick up waiting.
Do I? I was in the goddam pick up waiting.
Friend #1:
Oh, man that was awesome!
Friend #2:
We really should have had a pair of boxers
We really should have had a pair of boxers
waiting for you at least.
Friend #1:
The look on that squirrel's face!
Friend #1:
The look on that squirrel's face!
Friend #2:
Your wang was in my peripheral vision - I
Your wang was in my peripheral vision - I
nearly took out that old guy at the lights.
Friend #1:
Good times…
Friend #2:
I still get nightmares about that… Wang Nightmares…
Friend #1:
I still get nightmares about that… Wang Nightmares…
Friend #1:
And what about when you helped me move
into my apartment?
Friend #2:
Sorry?
Friend #1:
You know, the staircase and the stripy sofa?
Sorry?
Friend #1:
You know, the staircase and the stripy sofa?
Friend #2:
When was this?
When was this?
Friend #1:
You fell asleep on it WHILE I WAS STILL
You fell asleep on it WHILE I WAS STILL
CARRYING ONE END! Hilarious!
Friend #2:
Dude, was I even there?
Dude, was I even there?
Friend #1:
Oh and that time you spilled drinks over the
Oh and that time you spilled drinks over the
guy from Badly Drawn Boy.
Friend #2:
Friend #2:
I thought he was Benny from Crossroads,
but yeah - that was funny!
Friend #1:
Funny…
Friend #1:
Funny…
Friend #2:
Yeah...
Yeah...
Friend #1:
And remember that time I threw away your cigarette!
Friend #2:
Dwayne!
Dwayne!
Friend #1:
Just took it out of your mouth and threw it away!
Just took it out of your mouth and threw it away!
Friend #2:
Stop being such a dick!
Stop being such a dick!
Friend #1:
Friends don't let friends smoke, Randy.
Friends don't let friends smoke, Randy.
Friend #2:
Real friends do.
Real friends do.
Friend #1:
N-ah!
Friend #2:
N-ah!
Friend #2:
U-hu!
Friend #1:
Friend #1:
N-ah!
Friend #2:
Is this to do with when we were
Is this to do with when we were
camping that time?
Friend #1:
I… When?…
Friend #1:
I… When?…
Friend #2:
You touched my -
You touched my -
Friend #1:
I thought you'd passed out!
Friend #2:
I thought you'd passed out!
Friend #2:
I was petrified…
Friend #1:
I… I was confused…
I… I was confused…
Friend #2:
Dude… it's forgotten…
Dude… it's forgotten…
Friend #1:
Seriously?
Seriously?
Friend #2:
Seriously.
Seriously.
There is a moment of silence.
Friend #2:
Sarah never needs to hear that story - I
Sarah never needs to hear that story - I
will take that secret to my grave…
Friend #1 smiles - he has an idea. He pulls out a packet of cigarettes and offers one to Friend #2.
Friend #1:
Fancy a smoke, Friend?
Fancy a smoke, Friend?
Friend #2:
Thanks, Friend.
Thanks, Friend.
Friend #1:
Go on, take a nice deep lung full…
Go on, take a nice deep lung full…
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